I have talked to a number of "ladies" regarding your above test post and they all seem to be wondering, "Where have you hidden all the bacon?"
Dude that reminds, the bacon's gone rancid and I wanted to make some BLTs....
Isn't all the bacon in his underpants? I mean, that's where I keep all my bacon. You never want to be too far from your bacon.
You're right, underpants storage is very underrated by our culture. In some areas of Siberia, campers kept Oreos, Elmer's glue and a blow up doll close to their privates at all times.
Dude I just wanna make a fucking sandwich, I'm hungry vulernable and confused, making it all political and shit man not cool