Saturday, April 14, 2018

Weather Man Freak Out

Not since anchorman got stung by bee or angry broncos fan was here to share his opinions . . .

. . . on the Denver Broncos has there been so much righteous anger. The anchorpeople have officially lost their bashing privileges!

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Blog Petition IV:

Hi all,

I would like you all to sign this petition requesting that Justin and Veronica Tommy eat a stick of deodorant update the blog with a better layout and cooler graphics name their baby Joseph/Josephine I, Joey Waalkes: hamburger enthusiast, start a Blogger beef with Moveable Walls guy. I'm pretty sure he's not going to read my comment on the previous post so I feel the need to let him know he's picked the wrong blog to spam all over. As I Run is an old fashioned blog that's been bringing joy to the internet for almost 10 years now and all of our walls are stationary here.

So if we can get 10 comments on here I'm going to start spamming Moveable Walls guy. I don't plan on being overly mean about it. Maybe some haikus and a short story about the daily struggles of those whose walls only move when you take a sledgehammer to them.

I also request that Tommy listen to Knights In White Satin by The Moody Blues while doing this. Thankyouverymuch!

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Adventures In Amorality 1: Phil Poops Bed, Wasteland Counselor

Phil Poops Bed (PPB) counsels the populace of the Mojave Wastes with his shotgun. Imagine a more evil version of the real life Phil Waalkes with a charisma and intelligence score of 1 each due to a severe head injury. Here's some images of PPB starting his adventure:

Introducing Phil Poops Bed.

Immediately after waking up from a shotgun blast to the head induced coma, Doc Mitchell comments on how dumb PPB is. Looks like he is in need of some counseling.

PPB and his new correctional facility buddies on the way to a group counseling session with the town of Goodsprings.

Ultimo Hombre PPB's session went well. Even the dog learned something.

Stay tuned. Make Babies.

Monday, April 2, 2018

New Vegas Mods

I finally got my New Vegas mods working and looking right. Originally I had installed 142 mods and they kind of worked though New Vegas ran kind of slow and some how my character end up naked with a permanent erection. Why internet?! Anyway I'm down to around 15 mods. Mainly bug fixing and graphical enhancements. The game is running and looking great now and I'd like to post about my "Phil Poops Bed" character playthrough eventually in an effort to actually beat my first Bethesda game.

Here's some screen shots of what I'm playing with, as well as some of my past iterations. Starting with Phil Poops Bed embarking:

Also here's a vanilla game screenshot as reference: