Thursday, October 26, 2017

Cute Puppies & Arby's Guys





Also here's this:



This here's the newest member of the Waalkes house. He's pretty fucking awesome and wants to kick it with Skeezy. The doggie (currently named Nacho) has a charisma score of 19 so Skeezy needs to roll a 20 or he will be charmed.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

This Video Will Change Your Diaper

This is my new favorite video. I have watched it like 50 times now and, just like a fine wine, it just gets better with age. Screw that plastic bag floating in the breeze, this is now the most beautiful thing in the world. No big deal, just something to watch. Also, some potential for some good parenting tips to be gleaned from this video.


Wednesday, August 23, 2017

BLOG POST 420

Image result for weedI am no cop man, I bring Kush Kush to you, please dial Bush-Did-9-11 and I will bring you freshest dankest weed. Hitler should have smoke that bomb ass skunk unk unk unk. I am squidman. We live world unity, but ARRRRGH no Hitler deny unity. Bad Hitler. Good day! Right of law! I've been married five times, but it is not my fault. Courts too favorable to my many wives. Child care is horseshit. I'm a deadbeat dad fuck with me and find out. Also please write on my webazone if you want me to send me pizza rolls.
This used to be a nice neighborhood.

Impulse Purchased Fallout 4 for $20 at a yard sale

Hippie scum don't know about this dick and how hard it works to provide west Michigan with the best services possible.

This used to be a nice neighborhood.Related image

Peeing in the Pool: the Science


Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Self Cleaning House

I think this woman could have easily fit in recording with SPD. Whereas SPD asked the question: "Who cares if you don't know how to play instruments if you can just write songs and have fun anyway?" she asks the question: "Who cares if you get your entire house wet, as long as it is clean without you having to do it?"

There is something that fascinates me about someone who is a big outsider who might not be an expert in any area and comes up with a crazy idea from nowhere (Daniel Johnston, Wesley Willis, Mark Borchardt, Tommy Wiseau) and despite all the evidence against them, they continue to create or carry out their idea regardless. We are too often focused on training young people to be a knowledgeable expert who knows instead of creates.



Also, what do you guy think of the new jelly bean theme? I couldn't figure out how to center the header image though.