Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Online Petition

Hi all,

I would like you all to sign this petition requesting that Tommy eat a stick of deodorant. If we can get at least 100 comments, Tommy says he'll do it. He needs to know for sure that America wants him to. Let me begin:

I, Joey Waalkes, hereby request that Tommy eat a whole stick of deodorant. It's been too long. It doesn't have to be a used stick of deodorant. It just has to be delicious. I also request that Tommy listen to Knights In White Satin by The Moody Blues while doing this. Thankyouverymuch!

53 comments:

  1. I, William Reed, agree. Yum yum give him some (deodorant).

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  2. I am Batman and I agree and I will tell all of my friends.

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  3. The rooster says: "SHAZOOL!"

    95 more to go.

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  4. Anybody have a guess at how many ping pong ball are currently bobbing along in all the worlds combined oceans? I say 127.

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  5. Also, Tommy, what do you think deodorant tastes like? Once I go streaking across the set of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon tonight with this web address written on my butt, you will be eating deodorant by morning.

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  6. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Lawry's Seasoning Salt.

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  7. Tommy is an astronaut in Elephant's clothing.

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  8. Also, happy birthday, cucumber salad.

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  9. The best flavor of strawberry Popsicle is strawberry.

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  10. The conversation is a bit wild here, but I will join the cause and say that I agree with the petition. It can't be that bad for Tommy, right?

    PS: I really like the new banner. You can never have too much of that little girl... or lamas.

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  11. I agree. Our blog had a serious shortage of lamas. Also, is that little girl wear a hat or is that some bizarre cake atop her head?

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  12. It looks like a ring of flowers to me.

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  13. I knocked batman to the floor

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  14. Danke schon! Wie ist das Schweinefleisch?

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  15. מה זה? איפה טוממי? אני גר בקופסה ואני צרכיו בטבע

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  16. Spread It On!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj3h-57AJvY

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  17. Gutentag! I am a visitor to your blog from glorious German Country. Please accept this comment for deodorant-eating. Du Has Hagen Das!

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  18. Spice it up!
    Spread it on!
    Deodorant: It tastes so good in your mouth!

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  19. Oranges are tasty, if you put them in your mouth.

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  20. The sand is hot and the water is cold.

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  21. The sand is hot but the water is cold.

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  22. Woah, double vision. Thanks slow internet!

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  23. Tommy Waalkes: The human kaleidoscope.

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  24. Quack! http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-passes-first-law-in-us-history-that-doesn,21045/

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  25. I believe its pronounced sammich. Thankyouverymuch.

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  26. I'm sure you guys do a google image search for Randy Buehler everyday like I do, but in case you haven't the moo moo Randy Buehler picture is one of the top results.

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  27. http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/worlds02/750.jpg

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  28. Wow, I feel bad now that that image was so accessible. I hope Randy doesn't see it...

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  29. Cut the mullet. The mullet is the reason why people hate you. Get that rat's nest off your skull.

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  30. In the burger world, Phil Waalkes is king.

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  31. 10 Useful Pokemon Facts:

    Fact #1: Pikachu is slightly less cuter than squirtle is.
    Fact #2: Salami is to Baloney as Mewtwo is to Pidgey.
    Fact #3: SANDSLASH!
    Fact #4: Correct names for your starter pokemon: Burt Floogleman, Steven Sampson, Arnold Stinson, Liam
    Fact #5: Incorrect names for your starter pokemon: Liam, Pookie, The exact same name as your pokemon's breed
    Fact #6: Duuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh...
    Fact #7: I have heard from several reliable sources that pokemon are indeed real and are all over the place in Japan.
    Fact #8: Pokemon suck at getting the lyrics right in karaoke.
    Fact #9: Jigglypuff is nature's Ambien.
    Fact #10: When Pollywag evolves into to PollyWhirl the direction of it's swirl changes from clockwise to counterclockwise.

    10 Useful Pokemon Facts

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  32. Dear As I Run,
    Any hot tips on Pokemon breeding? I'm trying to impress my friend Timmy who already has a baby diglet after feeding his pokemon powdered rhino horn.
    Bobby

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  33. Dear Billy,
    One time we bred a bull dog and a shiatsu. We called it a bull shit.
    Esmeralda Villalobos

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  34. 500 points for the first one to guess both movie references in the previous post.

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  35. The Wizard Oz and Baby Geniuses. Now where do I go to pick up my bucket of fried chicken?

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  36. Chunky Monkey you're my only friend.

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  37. Hey Listen guys I don't really think this deoderant thing is such a great ideal. I mean come on this could be a catastrophe on the scale of the Hindenberg. I think we're artifically making this our most commented blog post for the wrong reasons. This isn't what our blog should be about. It should be about sharing our feelings about baby Jace or the most recent cutting Crew album (spectacular BTW). It should be about sharing random animal facts. It should be about something bigger than you and I. Did we start this blog just so we could shit jokes and steal each others' porn? I say no we started this blog because it was the morally correct choice and because It would please George Washington (and so I could use as an excuse to hit on that fat chick in my high school business of boating class). As you keep posting comments ask yourself this: is this what your lord and savior baby Jace wants? (plz dear god no one create an account posing as Jace and post his faux approval.) Jace got banned from standard for your sins you know. If Jace was the king of standard, then Chubb Toad IS the real estate agent of vintage.

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  38. Eat your deodorant, Tommy. You can get ice cream afterwards.

    PS: I don't know if it's been proven already, but when I was growing up parents would usually give their kids a glass of milk after they ate soap. I saw it happening more often than one would think. So, if you feel sick later, have a glass of milk... or a gallon. Just a thought...

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  39. I think there would only be a catastrophe if anyone actually thought you were going to eat the deodorant. I don't think making a lot of comments for this goes against the "spirit of the blog" as we've been pretty much saying the same kind of thing we normally do...just more of it. I think having a ton of comments so you'll eat a stick of deodorant is exactly the kind of thing this blog is all about. That said, I'm fine if you hump some trees instead. Just do something silly. It's up to you. You are your own monkey, man.

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  40. Is it too late to get up to 100 posts?

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