Friday, December 13, 2013

Top 10 Prettiest Ponies

Welcome to this year's top ten list: The Top Ten Prettiest Ponies!!

Each pony is presented without explanation, since its individual prettiness has been well documented in other places and should be entirely self evident. If you are unable to recognize the indisputable prettiness of any of these ponies, then you are severely lacking in the friendship department and should immediately seek the help of a motivational speaker who can help you understand the true magic of friendship.

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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Tobacco Is Wacko If You're A Teen

Important Semi-Official Blog Announcement:

THIS BLOG DOES NOT IN ANYWAY WHATSOEVER ENDORSE SMOKING.  SMOKING IS EVIL AND SOME RECENT STUDIES SUGGEST THAT IT MAY CAUSE HAPPINESS COUGHING. IF YOU SMOKE YOU WILL NOT GET INTO HEAVEN.  SMOKING IS THE REASON MOST PEOPLE CANNOT PERFORM AWESOME TASKS SUCH AS FLYING AND SLAM DUNKING LIKE SHAQ.  STALIN, HITLER, AND GODZILLA ALL SMOKED AND LOOK AT THEM NOW.  DEAD.  AGAIN, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE THIS BLOG DOES NOT IN ANY CONCEIVABLE WAY WHATSOEVER ENDORSE SMOKING.