Showing posts from January, 2010

When I close my eyes I see pixels.

Here's a new game I've been working on. It's going to be a prequel to the Big Lebowski. Now, I realize that writing a prequel to The Big Lebowski is kind of like writing a prequel to the Bible. I'm going to give it a try though. I'm trying to think of a plot if you guys have any ideas. (Maybe something involving a cactus) Also any constructive criticism on the apartment art would be welcome. You too spammers!
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Parking Ticket

I just got an email today that my '96 Hot pink Honda Civic has a parking ticket that hasn't been paid and is overdue roughly 13 years. There are multiple problems with this:

1) The police officer I'm just going to assume wasn't Christian and therefore has no morals. If he has no morals how am I supposed to respect him as an officer of the law? No morals means no Jesus, and Jesus is the only true law. Fuck this pagan speed limit nonsense.

2) I am famous in some circles and therefore should not be receiving parking tickets. Since I am the shit and am popular in various circles and demographic charts (no seriously one of my best friends is a demographic pie chart.) I should be above any sort of commoner law since I am essentially closer to God and work in ways that the average person cannot fathom.

3) I was attempting to something moral while I broke said laws. I can't remember, but I know for sure involved kittens. You don't want the kittens going without my ai…