I would like you all to sign this petition
requesting that Tommy eat a stick of deodorant update the blog with a better layout and cooler graphics. This blog is the only reason Obama won the election. I mean c'mon man it takes like 10 seconds to load the page as it is now. Plus it looks like something crapped out on a Tuesday by some sort of amateur.
If we can get at least
100 2 more comments, Tommy says he'll do it. He needs to know for sure that
America wants him to. Let me begin:
I, Joey Waalkes,
hereby request that Tommy eat a whole stick of deodorant. It's been too
long. It doesn't have to be a used stick of deodorant. It just has to
be delicious update the blog's aesthetic. You have been given admin permissions. Have at it Haas. I also request that Tommy listen to Knights In White Satin by The Moody Blues while doing this. Thankyouverymuch!