Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Monday, June 26, 2017

The Weiner That Started It All

This is the name of my new erotic fan fiction book about Adam. Also, the hot dog car is back, bitches!!!!!!#~!

Saturday, June 24, 2017

No Rubbing, No Bumping


Also, this is the title of my new Christian abstinence-promoting rock album. The first single will be "Jesus is Watching You Dry Hump."