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Online Petition

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Hi all,

I would like you all to sign this petition requesting that Tommy eat a stick of deodorant. If we can get at least 100 comments, Tommy says he'll do it. He needs to know for sure that America wants him to. Let me begin:

I, Joey Waalkes, hereby request that Tommy eat a whole stick of deodorant. It's been too long. It doesn't have to be a used stick of deodorant. It just has to be delicious.I also request that Tommy listen to Knights In White Satin by The Moody Blues while doing this. Thankyouverymuch!

Jace Has Risen

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20,000 years ago Mark Rosewater gave birth to baby Jace. Mark Rosewater presented him to the sky and it was good. Mark Rosewater presented him to the Earth and it was good. Mark Rosewater presented him to humanity and humanity was saved! Upon baby Jace's birth, the three wise men, Kird Ape, Bottle Gnomes, and Uktabi Orangutang, came bearing three gifts. To baby Jace was given a Wayfarer's Bauble, a Loxodon Warhammer, and a Monkey Cage. And as Jace grew older and wiser he did perform miracles. When humanity was out of ideas, Jace brainstormed. When humanity was weary from fighting the Balduvian Horde, Jace bounced them back to whence they came. When humanity was in need, Jace fatesealed. After 33 years, Jace was taken back when he rotated out of standard but not before prophesying his return in 2012.

My New Webcomic

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