Showing posts from February, 2014

A Video I Put Up on the Youtubes!

Sliver Queen vs. Cranial Extraction

So, Ima gonna be a total asshole in this post to someone who was but a little boy and I am fully aware of that, but it is the one day of the year where I am allowed to be an asshole!

So, back in the golden year of 2004, when men were men and donkeys were chickens and all of the girls smelled like cream cheese, young Tommy opened a cranial extraction, the hot chase rare of the current set valued at at $20 (how quaint!). A few weeks later, I wanted to trade this cranial extraction to a weird guy who drank too much caffeine and lived in a trailer in Hillsborough with magic cards covering the floor of every room (He would later go on to film himself comboing off with dragon storm on some little kid and throwing the card in his face). Tommy, however, refused to let me make this trade because he wanted to hold on to his cranial extraction even though I new cranial extraction was a card that would drop once it rotated out of standard, while Sliver Queen would continue to rise as slivers wou…

Drunken Mutant Boar Hunting


Join the fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was looking at help wanted ads and found this one for a dishwasher at Dave and Busters.  I thought it was too good not to post.  Keep in mind this job probably pays minimum wage and these guys are actually trying to recruit new dishwashers.

The kitchen is a way of life and you can rock the Hobart! You can rock a Friday night and not break a single dish! You are willing to do whatever it takes and there’s no job you will not do! Sanitation is the name of the game. You have a friendly engaging style that our coworkers enjoy! You love working for a growing company. You live, love and embrace a fun, upbeat culture.DAY IN THE LIFE...When you wake up, going to work actually sounds like it could be cool! Dress the part - Chef pants and coat, it does not get better than that! Come in, clock in and join the fun!Quality adherence and sanitation are just a given! We work hard and we play hard, so when you need it - take a break.Back to the floor, showing endles…

Its the Snowpocalypse!

A new Star Wars themed banner is in the works...  That is all.