Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Words of Wisdom from the Children

"You never escape the presidency. It travels with you everywhere you go. And there's not a moment where you don't think about being President -- unless you're riding mountain bikes as hard as you possibly can, trying to forget for the moment."

Words from an Alabama fifth grader or the president of the United States? You decide.


  1. Man, those fifth graders and presidents need to stop using less meth and more toothpaste. Meth destroys teeth and mind causing not understandable Alabama essaying writings. I once went to a rodeo in Alabama while on meth. Man, there were so many fifth graders with some nice teeth. Plus there was a monkey riding a dog. Or was that the president? Either way, my dog still will never go near that picture of Gdub on taped to my toaster oven... I smell something burning...

  2. I miss working at measurement sometimes. Few things in life compare to drink four cups of coffee in one morning and then reading student's essays. Also, people need to stop treating the earth like dirt.