Here's a short witticism that just came to me:
There once was a charity,
that for a five dollar donations,
would give out little bracelets,
It was America's most popular charity,
It was called the Killing Fund,
and the bracelets said apathy is fashionable!
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Lance Armstrong would find this offensive.
ReplyDeleteCharity bracelets are so 2006. Those who are really serious about charity nowadays wear anacondas around their neck.
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