Charity

Here's a short witticism that just came to me:
There once was a charity,
that for a five dollar donations,
would give out little bracelets,
It was America's most popular charity,
It was called the Killing Fund,
and the bracelets said apathy is fashionable!

Comments

  1. Lance Armstrong would find this offensive.

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  2. Charity bracelets are so 2006. Those who are really serious about charity nowadays wear anacondas around their neck.

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