Saturday, September 26, 2009

William's Bold and Unfounded Claims: Part 3

The president of Delta Airlines sucks the Devil's dick in hell, i.e. New Jersey, i.e. where GAC is from.


  1. Hmm, Who has a bigger penis the Devil or Jesus or the President of Delta Airlines?

  2. The Devil does. And the biggest balls. Therefore he gets all the chicks (it's a bad boy thing), but Jesus is the nice guy that they always think of as a friend or brother even though he's trying to hook up with them in his shy, subtle way.

  3. If Hell is other people then what is Heaven?