Sunday, September 20, 2009

William's Bold and Unfounded Claims: Part 2

On the ship of life, I am the boatswain.


  1. 4 more days in Afghanipukimuristanistanistan, i.e. the desert.

  2. If life is a ship, then the water is your subconscious and the mermaids are the mall Santas calling me back to my childhood where I can remember throwing walnuts at my brother, rolling around in the flower beds, storing Nintendo games in my secret hiding place for the winter, and eating a push up pop.