William's Bold and Unfounded Claims: Part 5

Lars Ulrich was born half boy, half grasshopper. He never stood a chance.


  1. Still very unfounded. Good job!

  2. Which half was grasshopper? Was it sort of a centaur type thing? That would be tight because he could jump and escape predators. Or was it the other half? That would make it easier to play drums and stop illegal music pirating.

  3. It was the top half, hence the drumming and piracy stopping ability. Plus he eats his young.


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