Saturday, October 10, 2009

William's Bold and Unfounded Claims: Part 4

The French are really robots from the moon made entirely of cheese.


  1. Robots are fiction being created by the cottage cheese industry to convice us that kirds are not created from seweage, but rather the tender love and care of slave labor. Therefore, the French are to robots as Harriet Tubman is to my penis.

  2. Nice HT ref. It's not even Black History month. You get double points. Although -1 for a suspiciously SATish comment. Also, I killed your pet Hamster, Goldie. I'm sorry. It was kill or be killed. That bitch was after my hot fries.