Sunday, March 8, 2009

SAT Practice Question

I know you are all studying hard for the SAT coming up next month, so here is a pratice question to help you out. Good luck!

The once a year mating rituals of the Gigolo Ant would suggest that it was a mythical creature created by Benjamin Franklin, but without adequate research we may never know when the ants will wake from hibernation to ruin Thanksgiving with their mating calls.

What is the authors argument in this passage?
a. I like cake.
b. The ghost of Benjamin Franklin has come back from the grave and is cloning robot versions of Rachael Ray.
c. The Walrus uses its thick layer of fat to keep it warm in your grocer's freezer.
d. Batman doesn't love you anymore.


  1. a. I like cake. Although I'm pretty sure that batman doesn't love me anymore, since he's stopped returning my calls. However, I can't really derive that from the passage.

  2. E.You're the defender of the weak, You comfort those in need, You lift us up on wings like eagles.
    D.You have large fangs that you eat livestock with.
    G.Where's my pig?
    M.Oh yeah, you ate it.
    N.You're vampire Hayzeus.