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Blog Petition III
Its spring and babies are in the air!
Hi all,
I would like you all to sign this petition requesting that Justin and Veronica Tommyeat a stick of deodorantupdate the blog with a better layout and cooler graphics name their baby Joseph/Josephine. Other than Pyknite, Joey is clearly the best possible name for a baby. Its worked pretty well for me and I, like all people, am a gigantic baby. I'd even be willing to go by Joe or Sunny to avoid confusion. Below I have listed several more reasons why this is a good idea:
1. Baby kangaroos are Joeys.
2. Joey was on Friends. Chicks will use that to flirt all the time when he or she grows up.
3. In future times, the name Joey will be slang for space pirate.
4. I can play the bass fast and loose like some sort of Greek God. Its not genetics or talent. Its the name.
5.I invented fire, the wheel, and cheese pudding.
6. Back in the stone age, Joey was synonymous with "Oh shit! Here comes a Cheetah!"
7. If your baby is indeed The Chosen…
Hi all,
I would like you all to sign this petition requesting that Justin and Veronica Tommyeat a stick of deodorantupdate the blog with a better layout and cooler graphics name their baby Joseph/Josephine. Other than Pyknite, Joey is clearly the best possible name for a baby. Its worked pretty well for me and I, like all people, am a gigantic baby. I'd even be willing to go by Joe or Sunny to avoid confusion. Below I have listed several more reasons why this is a good idea:
1. Baby kangaroos are Joeys.
2. Joey was on Friends. Chicks will use that to flirt all the time when he or she grows up.
3. In future times, the name Joey will be slang for space pirate.
4. I can play the bass fast and loose like some sort of Greek God. Its not genetics or talent. Its the name.
5.I invented fire, the wheel, and cheese pudding.
6. Back in the stone age, Joey was synonymous with "Oh shit! Here comes a Cheetah!"
7. If your baby is indeed The Chosen…
This is how I cook every day. It's why I'm so healthy and beautiful. Did anyone get a minecraft feel when he taps the food and it is suddenly in squares?
ReplyDeleteHe was using a blue knife... Diamond Knife?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo
Kinda in the same vein. (Minus the stuff about Stan)
Yes! It's the same knife the native Americans used to slaughter Buffalo.
ReplyDeleteThis blog needs more Tim and Eric and Stan.
Also, this one reminds me even more of minecraft:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU0-LUYCqhQ