Saturday, March 26, 2011

Law School

What do most people (non-law students) use the Law School for on weekends? A bathroom. The End.

6 comments:

  1. False. Most people are DJs. On weekends, most people enjoy talking long, luxurious, hot baths, where they soak away all their cares into tiny particles floating in the water around them which then swirl down their drain and into the sewer system, where through the wondrous process of osmosis, they are absorbed by a homeless man living there who will one day in the year 2017 became a huge worry zombie that will bear no resemblance to the State Puff Marshmellow Man.

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  2. I'm too busy and important to read everything that you wrote. You're like the Tolstoy of blog comments. I don't have time for this. I have a bag with wheels on it!

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  3. It seems like if a bag with wheels on it could ever become sentient it would quickly make Mr. Saturn obsolete.

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  4. I'm confused. Does that mean that Law students hold it in when they're in the law school? My bag has four wheels and is pulled by a donkey.

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  5. Yes they do hold it in, that's why lawyers can be such mean people. They really need to use the restroom.

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  6. Can anyone define the word Happiness? What is Happiness we do not know because every single person has its own meaning of happiness. Finding the ways to be happy in life is only a way that can make everyone happy in this world.

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