Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Dear Tommy

Dear Tommy,

Oh sorry, it's Linda now. That's going to take some getting used to! Anyway, congratulations on your sex change operation. I hear that everything went off without a hitch! Now you can finally be the woman that you've always been inside. Of course now you'll have to buy a whole new wardrobe but I know you've got a good fashion sense! You've always looked good in Fuchsia! Now that you're a woman you'll have to get a new boyfriend. Don't worry that lucky man will come around sometime soon! Just be wary. Some men will only want you for your feminine looks so use your discretion. Also now that you have to shave three times a day you may need to get a good aftershave. I recommend Aqua Velva! Finally, Don't tell Mom and Dad. We should surprise them this summer! I think they'll understand!




  1. Congrats Tommy/Linda! It's a difficult decision to make, it takes a lot of courage. I'm proud that you had the balls to go through with it (although not anymore, am I right?). Joey's got some good advice, listen to him. And if you need shopping buddies to go out and get new outfits with I'm sure Veronica would be glad to go with you.

  2. On this, the eve of All Saint's Day, I regret to inform you that I must tender my resignation from Burger King. Fly High, you Flippy Dipper!