Saturday, April 7, 2018

Adventures In Amorality 1: Phil Poops Bed, Wasteland Counselor

Phil Poops Bed (PPB) counsels the populace of the Mojave Wastes with his shotgun. Imagine a more evil version of the real life Phil Waalkes with a charisma and intelligence score of 1 each due to a severe head injury. Here's some images of PPB starting his adventure:


Introducing Phil Poops Bed.



Immediately after waking up from a shotgun blast to the head induced coma, Doc Mitchell comments on how dumb PPB is. Looks like he is in need of some counseling.



PPB and his new correctional facility buddies on the way to a group counseling session with the town of Goodsprings.



Ultimo Hombre PPB's session went well. Even the dog learned something.

Stay tuned. Make Babies.

5 comments:

  1. Joey, I think you might need some time with the butterfly slideshow to curb your violent tendencies. This is getting close to combat basketball levels.

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  2. Yeah I burnt out on this game anyway. New Vegas is too old and buggy to get this modded. Also my graphics card sucks. So yeah its all moot because meteors. On to Skyrim!

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  3. Looks good though and I learned how to mod.

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  4. Dear friend, I think its great that you picked a post about murdering people and animals with a shotgun to promote your blog about moveable walls. This blog welcomes your stupidity. May I ask YOU a favor? Could you please run the text above through Google translate to understand what a sound business decision this was? OK, if that's too much work I understand. Maybe just look over the images of a vagrant pooping in a bed and all the dead bodies lying in a post-apocalyptic haze. Can your moveable walls withstand a nuclear blast? If so, I'd love to learn about your new products!
    Thank you.

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  5. Dear friend, I admire your business acumen, but one question remains: How will moveable wall help me more effectively poop the bed?
    Thank you.

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