Its spring and babies are in the air!
Hi all,
I would like you all to sign this petition
requesting that Justin and Veronica Tommyeat a stick of deodorantupdate the blog with a better layout and cooler graphics name their baby Joseph/Josephine. Other than Pyknite, Joey is clearly the best possible name for a baby. Its worked pretty well for me and I, like all people, am a gigantic baby. I'd even be willing to go by Joe or Sunny to avoid confusion. Below I have listed several more reasons why this is a good idea:
1. Baby kangaroos are Joeys.
2. Joey was on Friends. Chicks will use that to flirt all the time when he or she grows up.
3. In future times, the name Joey will be slang for space pirate.
4. I can play the bass fast and loose like some sort of Greek God. Its not genetics or talent. Its the name.
5.I invented fire, the wheel, and cheese pudding.
6. Back in the stone age, Joey was synonymous with "Oh shit! Here comes a Cheetah!"
7. If your baby is indeed The Chosen…
All of you know what time of year it is!That's right kids! I did build that deathstar! No, I'm not your father. But seriously guys. It's been awhile since our last fire side chat. So America. How's the cornbread? Have you washed behind your ears? This is not a test. This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test.This is not a test. Anarchy is quite overrated. I like my chaos fairly organized, which is why I hired a day planner for when I overthrow governments. Chloroform is my favorite substance to use when srubbing those hard to reach peasants. #OccupyWalStreet. Don't let Obama get you down! Obama will get you high! Especially the gays! So what are your thoughts? Do you think we should? Post a comment or send me an email at JoeyWaalkesLovesTheCock.com.gov.edu! Or come by my office at Joey Loves the Cock University, where we don't allow the gays jews or the municipality.
Is this a test?
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