I'm thinking of giving up the whole belt thing and wearing only suspenders from now on. Here are the perceived advantages:
1. Suspenders are more fashionable. (see picture above.)
2. Suspenders make people take you seriously, but still show you have a fun side.
3. Belts are trying to choke your waist, suspenders are using the natural positioning of your shoulders to your advantage.
4. Suspenders are fashionable in many different colors and can be used to support various interesting lapel pins that express my personality.
The only down side is that it might be easier for a Kindergartener to pull on my suspenders and make my pants fall down and I could lose my job.
What do you guys think?
First off, Larry King looks like an evil maniacal genius in that picture. Like he just ate 50 Chihuahuas. I think rainbow suspenders are the way to go. Behind motorcycle helmets, rainbow suspenders are the second most fashionable wardrobe item a person can wear. With suspenders you can wear many different pieces of flare. You want to express yourself don't you?
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