I have hacked into the president's email and found this:
Evil Monkeyman Dictatorship -BBBRRR
Enchantment -American
When this card
destroy all players FREEDOM and LIBERTY and
put a 3/8 Black Red Evil Monkey President token into play
that says this creature doesn't give a shit about the rules.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH now means NOTHING.
Players may only continue to play with you if they feed you
arugula or LIES.
Sacrifice
"Mr. President, Grow some BALLS!"
-Joe Six-Pack, a REAL American man
This means only one thing: I HAVEN'T PRAYED
TO BABY JESUS HARD ENOUGH TO BRING RONALD REAGAN
DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO SET THINGS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.
CLEARLY OBAMA IS THE DRUNKEN WHORE IN THE WILDERNESS
IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION. ANY OTHER INTERPRETATIONS
ARE SNAKE OIL SALESMEN LIES.
On an unrelated note, anyone down for Bingo at SOME point. I REALLY want to play. It HAS been ages since my LAST game of Bingo.
Too soon?
ReplyDeleteGeorge W Bush should still be president just as FDR was for 4 terms. He should of abolished the two term rule and made an INFINITE TERM requirement! This would also allow ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER to be president of the UNIVERSE until the end of days when BABY JESUS comes back and SLAYS THE DEMON CHIMERA OBAMA. The rivers will run red with the blood of the COLOSSAL MULTI-HEADED BEAST. Also Al Gore is a horse disguised as a human. It's all in the pamphlet I have sent to your houses.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I've been playing Bingo at the old folks home for the past few weeks so I've got a leg up on you Ham Fisted Pencil Pushers.
Tommy, have you heard about the new mint mohito flavor of Orbit gum?