1. Fax Machines
Why would you ever send a fax as a respectable upright citizen in 2016? Are you afraid of pdfs? Do you not understand global warming? Think of the Pandas, assholes!
2. Cable TV
3. Alex Trebeck
How has he done the exact same boring hosting job the exact same way every day since 1982? How does he not hate himself?
5. The Bible
Guys, Jesus has been dead for like 2000 years. Get over it. And maybe we should be a little more skeptical of a book that is telling us to do so many things like a common street hypnotist.