Sunday, May 18, 2014

Joey's Unreasonable Requests and Demands

 I thought I'd bring back Justin's Unreasonable Requests and Demands so today's unreasonable request/demand is this:

When I die someday, if one of you guys outlives me, I need you to chop my body in half then put my top half sticking out of the North Pole and my bottom half sticking out of the South Pole.  Make it happen.


  1. Does it matter which half is on which pole? What if Santa Clause tries to interfere like he did last time?

  2. I does matter Fill. It does matter. Santa will not interfere this time. I already saw to that. Muahahahah...