America keeps overlooking the satanic power of Pokemon. Just yesterday a neighborhood Blastois and Dugtrio came to my door and attempted to steal my girl scout cookies with voodoo magic. Unlike ordinary reptiles, these pokemon cannot be trust to babysit, to housesit or to parrotsit under any circumstances. We can only hope the rapture is coming soon . . .!?!?!?! :>
I don't know much about Christianity but don't those birds deserve a Christian burial? Anyway Pokemon are really real. Phil has been to Japan and he said that the Pokemon Gameboy games are based on REAL LIFE! God invented Japan and therefore Pokemon are not Oriental Demons. By the way, who says "Oriental" these days? What is this the 1850's? Should we open back up the spice trade and sail until we reach the Great Land of China?