20,000 years ago Mark Rosewater gave birth to baby Jace. Mark Rosewater presented him to the sky and it was good. Mark Rosewater presented him to the Earth and it was good. Mark Rosewater presented him to humanity and humanity was saved! Upon baby Jace's birth, the three wise men, Kird Ape, Bottle Gnomes, and Uktabi Orangutang, came bearing three gifts. To baby Jace was given a Wayfarer's Bauble, a Loxodon Warhammer, and a Monkey Cage. And as Jace grew older and wiser he did perform miracles. When humanity was out of ideas, Jace brainstormed. When humanity was weary from fighting the Balduvian Horde, Jace bounced them back to whence they came. When humanity was in need, Jace fatesealed. After 33 years, Jace was taken back when he rotated out of standard but not before prophesying his return in 2012.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Jace Has Risen
20,000 years ago Mark Rosewater gave birth to baby Jace. Mark Rosewater presented him to the sky and it was good. Mark Rosewater presented him to the Earth and it was good. Mark Rosewater presented him to humanity and humanity was saved! Upon baby Jace's birth, the three wise men, Kird Ape, Bottle Gnomes, and Uktabi Orangutang, came bearing three gifts. To baby Jace was given a Wayfarer's Bauble, a Loxodon Warhammer, and a Monkey Cage. And as Jace grew older and wiser he did perform miracles. When humanity was out of ideas, Jace brainstormed. When humanity was weary from fighting the Balduvian Horde, Jace bounced them back to whence they came. When humanity was in need, Jace fatesealed. After 33 years, Jace was taken back when he rotated out of standard but not before prophesying his return in 2012.
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Jace is my favorite card EVER. I'm so sad he got banned. Caw Blade was the mother I never had. Jace, why have you forsaken us? Why won't you listen to my prayers? Your silence drives me to madness and madness drives me to thinking about Randy Bueheler.
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