Tobacco Is Wacko If You're A Teen

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THIS BLOG DOES NOT IN ANYWAY WHATSOEVER ENDORSE SMOKING.  SMOKING IS EVIL AND SOME RECENT STUDIES SUGGEST THAT IT MAY CAUSE HAPPINESS COUGHING. IF YOU SMOKE YOU WILL NOT GET INTO HEAVEN.  SMOKING IS THE REASON MOST PEOPLE CANNOT PERFORM AWESOME TASKS SUCH AS FLYING AND SLAM DUNKING LIKE SHAQ.  STALIN, HITLER, AND GODZILLA ALL SMOKED AND LOOK AT THEM NOW.  DEAD.  AGAIN, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE THIS BLOG DOES NOT IN ANY CONCEIVABLE WAY WHATSOEVER ENDORSE SMOKING.

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