THIS BLOG DOES NOT IN ANYWAY WHATSOEVER ENDORSE SMOKING. SMOKING IS EVIL AND SOME RECENT STUDIES SUGGEST THAT IT MAY CAUSE HAPPINESS COUGHING. IF YOU SMOKE YOU WILL NOT GET INTO HEAVEN. SMOKING IS THE REASON MOST PEOPLE CANNOT PERFORM AWESOME TASKS SUCH AS FLYING AND SLAM DUNKING LIKE SHAQ. STALIN, HITLER, AND GODZILLA ALL SMOKED AND LOOK AT THEM NOW. DEAD. AGAIN, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE THIS BLOG DOES NOT IN ANY CONCEIVABLE WAY WHATSOEVER ENDORSE SMOKING.
I would like you all to sign this petition
requesting that Justin and Veronica Tommyeat a stick of deodorantupdate the blog with a better layout and cooler graphics name their baby Joseph/Josephine. Other than Pyknite, Joey is clearly the best possible name for a baby. Its worked pretty well for me and I, like all people, am a gigantic baby. I'd even be willing to go by Joe or Sunny to avoid confusion. Below I have listed several more reasons why this is a good idea:
1. Baby kangaroos are Joeys.
2. Joey was on Friends. Chicks will use that to flirt all the time when he or she grows up.
3. In future times, the name Joey will be slang for space pirate.
4. I can play the bass fast and loose like some sort of Greek God. Its not genetics or talent. Its the name.
5.I invented fire, the wheel, and cheese pudding.
6. Back in the stone age, Joey was synonymous with "Oh shit! Here comes a Cheetah!"
7. If your baby is indeed The Chosen…
THERE ARE ONLY 3 LIGHTBULBS LEFT LIT IN THE ATTIC!!! ME AND TOMMY HAVE EACH BET ON 1 LIGHTBULB. IF NEITHER OF THESE LIGHTBULBS GO OUT AND THE 3RD ONE DOES, YOU MUST CHANGE ALL 6 LIGHTBULBS!!! YOU'RE WELCOME AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!