Hello Christ Kitty!


It's cross between the big Lebowski and Jesus!
It's Hello Kitty Jesus, here to adorable die for your sins!
And to sell you the wonder chicken dinner Hello Kitty playset (TM)!
Hello Christ Kitty (or HECK for short) will kill you.....





....With adorable kindness!
Accept no cheap tax-attorney web comic imitations,
this is the real deal! So don't delay, act today!
If you buy the HECK play set you also unlock 3000 friendship points
in HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTURE!
If you buy HECK in the next 15 minutes we'll even throw
a free copy of the upcoming expansion to HKIA, Tuna Tiff: the Kitty Conundrum!
What are you waiting for! Stop doing acid and order HECK today!
Or else you might wind up in Hell, you pagan fuckers!
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SOrry guys, sometimes the Hello Kitty enters my brain and tells me to tell you to remind me about how I need to tell you guys that you need to thank HECK for all you have.
And remember, come rapture is going to be filled to the brim with pussy....

...cats, tities shit OcoCk FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(God, I need to stop slacking and get onto to doing the next part of retrospective.)

Comments

  1. Mister Pig Pig Pig is out of town so I will post for him in his absence...

    Mister Pig Pig: My small human brain cannot comprehend the awesome power of Hello Christ Kitty. (HECK) I hereby pledge my undying loyalty and devotion to our new feline overlord. Through me your will be done. What is your next command? More divine offerings of canned tuna? Do you wish me to sing the Meow Mix song? Okay. MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow

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  2. The most impressive thing about this post is that you spent the time to look up the actual link for Hello Kitty Island Adventure (and I'm assuming you played it for a few hours as well as any well-mannered boy scout like yourself would).

    How did you know my thoughts? And the fact that the meow mix song is constantly playing in my brain?

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