Great Moments in Amazon Review History

First off, this highly informative review for the book Does God Ever Speak Through Cats? (Spoiler Alert: Yes!)

Short answer: Yes.

My neighbor's cat once looked me dead in the eye and began to telepathically dictate a lost chapter of the Book of Revelations to me. He explained that he was the angel Gabriel (in cat form), and God had chosen me as his prophet. I tried to write it down, but couldn't figure out how to use a pencil at the time (I'd had a lot of acid earlier that day. Also some Vicodin, opium, and a handful large orange pills).

Obviously, some of my unusual experiences that day could have been related to the drugs, but the cat part was definitely from God.

Second, the reviews for the 1995 Michael Moore satire Canadian Bacon are pretty priceless (e.g., The cast is okay. The message is stupid, socialist!). There was a pretty big influx of negative reviews around 9/11 and the invasion of the war on Iraq that have all aged really well! This 2001 review from Kyle Dunn is my favorite:


Canada. United States of America. Two countries so similar it's sick. For the life of me. Canadian actor, John Candy, should be ashamed to act in a film like this. There is a lot of hilarious things about people from the United States who reside in Canada or Canadians who reside in the U.S. I would know, I am one of those Canadians. I am also a filmmaker, an independent one but, a filmmaker. If I was to make a film in Canada (which I most diffinently will), I will make it so that the U.S. can see what Canada's really "ABOOT." I have never seen one film that took place in a Canadian city. I've seen to many movies that take place in New York and L.A. and Texas and England and Africa (those are where all films take place now a days.) I don't ever see a movie that really takes place in Canada and shows Canadian life. Which to me, is very interesting. There is so much to see in Canada and Canadian life. Rather than joking about legal aliens and illegal aliens and who's country is better, both countries are valuable partners of trade. A cold war would send both nations into a complete depression even though the United States has the bombs!! It's funny, but, one day I will show what it really is like in Canada.

As of this posting Kyle Dunn's name does not appear on imdb as having filmed a movie about Canada or anything else. I am still waiting for my movie about what Canada is ABOOT, Kyle! I really need someone to show me how there is so much in Canada and Canadian life! I want to see what it is that the U.S. and Canada are trading even though the United States has the bombs. No other source of information will be able to help me except your movie, Kyle! America needs to know! If your movie doesn't come out by 2030, I may have to steal your brilliant idea and make the movie myself! Get ready, America!