Hi all,I would like you all to sign this petition requesting that Tommy eat a stick of deodorant. If we can get at least 100 comments, Tommy says he'll do it. He needs to know for sure that America wants him to. Let me begin:
I, Joey Waalkes, hereby request that Tommy eat a whole stick of deodorant. It's been too long. It doesn't have to be a used stick of deodorant. It just has to be delicious. I also request that Tommy listen to Knights In White Satin by The Moody Blues while doing this. Thankyouverymuch!
I, William Reed, agree. Yum yum give him some (deodorant).
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ReplyDeletePS: I don't know if it's been proven already, but when I was growing up parents would usually give their kids a glass of milk after they ate soap. I saw it happening more often than one would think. So, if you feel sick later, have a glass of milk... or a gallon. Just a thought...
I think there would only be a catastrophe if anyone actually thought you were going to eat the deodorant. I don't think making a lot of comments for this goes against the "spirit of the blog" as we've been pretty much saying the same kind of thing we normally do...just more of it. I think having a ton of comments so you'll eat a stick of deodorant is exactly the kind of thing this blog is all about. That said, I'm fine if you hump some trees instead. Just do something silly. It's up to you. You are your own monkey, man.
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