It's cross between the big Lebowski and Jesus!
It's Hello Kitty Jesus, here to adorable die for your sins!
And to sell you the wonder chicken dinner Hello Kitty playset (TM)!
Hello Christ Kitty (or HECK for short) will kill you.....
....With adorable kindness!
Accept no cheap tax-attorney web comic imitations,
this is the real deal! So don't delay, act today!
If you buy the HECK play set you also unlock 3000 friendship points
in HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTURE!
If you buy HECK in the next 15 minutes we'll even throw
a free copy of the upcoming expansion to HKIA, Tuna Tiff: the Kitty Conundrum!
What are you waiting for! Stop doing acid and order HECK today!
Or else you might wind up in Hell, you pagan fuckers!
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SOrry guys, sometimes the Hello Kitty enters my brain and tells me to tell you to remind me about how I need to tell you guys that you need to thank HECK for all you have.
And remember, come rapture is going to be filled to the brim with pussy....
...cats, tities shit OcoCk FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
(God, I need to stop slacking and get onto to doing the next part of retrospective.)
