1. Fax Machines
Why would you ever send a fax as a respectable upright citizen in 2016? Are you afraid of pdfs? Do you not understand global warming? Think of the Pandas, assholes!
2. Cable TV
3. Alex Trebeck
How has he done the exact same boring hosting job the exact same way every day since 1982? How does he not hate himself?
4. Dinosaurs
5. The Bible
Guys, Jesus has been dead for like 2000 years. Get over it. And maybe we should be a little more skeptical of a book that is telling us to do so many things like a common street hypnotist.
I agree with all of this and I respect you letting your inner Andy Rooney out. The world need more people like Mr. Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig.
ReplyDeleteRegarding number 5: I think the Silmarilion had better character development and an all around better story. Also I heard a rumor Judge Judy is Obama's supreme court nominee. I heard this rumor from @moonunitsexprty, the only news source I follow.
More Andy Rooney, always! Also, more Andy Rooney fan fiction.
ReplyDeleteWhat dinosaurs are you running into lately? Do you mean birds? Or dinosaurs on the internet? Snap keep but only with lasers.
Regarding number 5, I'll have to object mainly because if we got rid of it, I'd be out of a job. But critical thought and skepticism is needed.
#5 Really???
ReplyDeleteJesus is not dead, my friend. He lives in everyone who accepts Him as a savior. The Old Testament has many out-dated concepts, but as a whole, it is the word and commandments that we must live by for eternal life. I have chosen to accept J.C. as my savior and live accordingly! Bless you!
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