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For once, it's not Obama's fault. Srsly, though, we need to have a meeting where all wear matching Christmas Sweaters to discuss the gravity of this situation. If we do not meet our 100% quorum, I'm off the bowling team, and replacing all of you with stuffed animals and 4 year old with severe down syndrome.
The answer to this issue is simple: All the leaders of the countries involved need to pull out their penises and whoever has the biggest one gets to nuke all the people that make them angry.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I call the seal stuff animal to replace me.