Hard Core Kitty Story of the Day

So, I saw one of the many hardcore kittys that lives next door to me do something totally awesome yesterday. This kitty was playing with a baby mouse, watching it run around and then pouncing on it. I was driving by, but I had to stop and stare when I see a kitty doing something this hardcore. This kitty took the baby mouse in his jowls, threw it up a good six inches above his head and then swatted it to the ground with his paw. To top it off, the kitty then walked away slowly without even looking at the baby mouse again, as if to say, "you have provided me with ample amusement. I am done with you now."

Puppies!

Muahahaha, I have created a random puppy generator.

http://www.itatscc.com/jwaal5077/mini_project5_part3.php

Just hit refresh over and over. There are 10 puppies.

Petition For Tommy Waalkeres Not to Eat Deorderant

I Tommy Waalkes Don't want to eat Deorderant. It's toxic and filled with the obama (you know the black man who's been eye fucking your daughter. I do not have mandingo fantasies so back off. I'm a middle aged female with 2 Children who speaks her mind. Banjo Kazooie is one the best games ever printed. Jace approves of my not eating deodorant. If there are 20 million comments here I will not eat deodorant. You're all patriots Right? Watch the glen Beck show ever day @ 3 o clock. Georege Wasinmoton loved America and my famous curly fries you should too. Joey is pedophile who ate beenie weenies and FUCKED a little girl who was actually legal so its all goood. Fucking Japan. I love Japan. They make video games and school girls look more apealling. Ichi Bawls Teiasu will neva neva die. I have played AOE till 4 in the morning sevberal times. Waka waka. The circus is in town. going down down. Living in this sweet soul town. Going down down down. Sarah Palin has licked my nuts a lot.l

Online Petition

Hi all,

I would like you all to sign this petition requesting that Tommy eat a stick of deodorant. If we can get at least 100 comments, Tommy says he'll do it. He needs to know for sure that America wants him to. Let me begin:

I, Joey Waalkes, hereby request that Tommy eat a whole stick of deodorant. It's been too long. It doesn't have to be a used stick of deodorant. It just has to be delicious. I also request that Tommy listen to Knights In White Satin by The Moody Blues while doing this. Thankyouverymuch!

Jace Has Risen

20,000 years ago Mark Rosewater gave birth to baby Jace. Mark Rosewater presented him to the sky and it was good. Mark Rosewater presented him to the Earth and it was good. Mark Rosewater presented him to humanity and humanity was saved! Upon baby Jace's birth, the three wise men, Kird Ape, Bottle Gnomes, and Uktabi Orangutang, came bearing three gifts. To baby Jace was given a Wayfarer's Bauble, a Loxodon Warhammer, and a Monkey Cage. And as Jace grew older and wiser he did perform miracles. When humanity was out of ideas, Jace brainstormed. When humanity was weary from fighting the Balduvian Horde, Jace bounced them back to whence they came. When humanity was in need, Jace fatesealed. After 33 years, Jace was taken back when he rotated out of standard but not before prophesying his return in 2012.

My New Webcomic

Osama Fucker

My new viedo be realdy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVRe7my1uE&feature=channel_video_title

My Judgement is Passed

After about two years of non-stop deliberation, debate, and Cheetos, I have finally decided beyond a shadow of reasonable doubt that above all Mortal Combat is the best game ever.

Batman's Life was not in Vain

In memory of the great petting zoo fire of 1947 . . .

http://www.mediafire.com/?pb7imcd33lzbdp3

The Moon in the Sky is Crashing into a Tree

This is the hot new SPD track, Raccoon Day Dream:

http://www.mediafire.com/?d6bcueedxv8ql96

First Time Slammer

We should recruit this guy to produce an SPD music video.

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