Updated some more!
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
New Art! (Updated {Again})
Updated some more!
Friday, April 17, 2015
Choices=Freedom=America=A Quiet Revolution=The As I Run and Run Way
So I know you have been going about living your humdrum lives today just wishing someone would come along and show you a video with random sailors, a variety of salads, a grizzled boat captain with some children, watermelon with speed in it, and a little girl who experiences a wide range of emotions while playing baseball. Here is what you have been looking for.
But wait! This could be our own quiet revolution for this very blog! So I'm thinking this might be a whole new opportunity for new branding for our website and offering lots of exciting choices of platters. I know that all of our loyal readers out there want choices and quality in the personal lives and business lives and we provide all of that with a new kind of courteous, friendly font and images. That is why I am suggesting that we re-brand ourselves: As I Run and Run - A blog within a blog - the choice for America!!!
The choice is yours to make on the internet and you love choices and I know you will make the right one and go to the best internet website in the World Wide Web: As I Run and Run, Happiness Comes Closer.
But wait! This could be our own quiet revolution for this very blog! So I'm thinking this might be a whole new opportunity for new branding for our website and offering lots of exciting choices of platters. I know that all of our loyal readers out there want choices and quality in the personal lives and business lives and we provide all of that with a new kind of courteous, friendly font and images. That is why I am suggesting that we re-brand ourselves: As I Run and Run - A blog within a blog - the choice for America!!!
The choice is yours to make on the internet and you love choices and I know you will make the right one and go to the best internet website in the World Wide Web: As I Run and Run, Happiness Comes Closer.
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Walmart Antics
http://www.vice.com/read/i-tried-to-spend-24-hours-in-24-hour-walmart-242?utm_source=vicefbus
Here's an awesome article Tommy showed me about Walmart. Below are some excerpts:
6:20 AM I notice a bottle of tartar sauce on top of the belts in menswear. I think to myself that this is weird because the store only just opened. The tartar sauce must have been there all night.
2:36 PM I see an unsupervised child who seems to be attempting to open a register. I watch and silently hope that he succeeds. But unfortunately, someone moves him along.
3:59 PM I come to the conclusion that, despite almost overwhelming boredom and an increasingly miserable hangover, I am not able to nap in full view of everyone in a Walmart. I start walking again.
7:30 PM I notice that the store sells sympathy cards in packs of 12. Who experiences death regularly enough that they have to buy their sympathy cards in bulk?
7:38 PM I realize that everyone experiences death that regularly once they hit a certain age. Oh God.
7:44 PM I am going to die one day.
7:50 PM Everyone I know and have ever met is going to die one day.
7:55 PM With this in mind, is spending an entire day and most of a night in a Walmart the best use of my time?
Saturday, April 4, 2015
Farts in The Pantry
I am very much in love with the
Bruce Springsteen, blue collar, working man ideal. Indeed a line I frequently use in job
interviews is “If you’re going to do something all day you may as well do it
right.” There is something more real
about building something all day versus sitting at a screen all day. After all Jesus was a carpenter and not a
data entry clerk. But something is lost
when you get the job and actually put in practice all the platitudes you
used. You quickly go from “I’ll do it”
to “that looks like a lot of work. I won’t
do it and hope nobody notices.”
Take the food service industry. Dish washing, or “Back of house” positions are
entry level. You have to work hard to
move up. As far as I’m concerned, any
minimum wage job where you could get high on the roof at 2 AM the night before
and then come to work and poison a bunch of people shouldn’t be paying minimum
wage. I spent a glorious 2 months with
Corporate Caterers, hoping the health inspector wouldn’t show up. Like its name, Corporate Caterers’ food was
equally as generic and off-putting. I
was put to work washing dishes, washing surfaces, and ruining Mountain Dew
cakes. Nothing about white trash
champagne screams “delicious baked goods.”
Basically I had to mix it with Lemon Jello, Duncan Hines, and eggs and
bake. 4 times out of 5 I’d remember to spray the pan so the finished cake
wouldn’t stick but that 1 time I’d have to do it over. This would be no big deal if I weren’t making
10 cakes a day.
Dishes! Fuck! They never stop. It’s a never ending battle. The chef would
always say things like “once you’re caught up come up front and help me wrap 50
sandwiches.” I never did catch up
though. Still haven’t. There’s a wrong way to do the dishes. You’re supposed to use a wash cloth and not a
scrubber. Scrubbers harbor germs. People could get sick. You’re not supposed to put the dishes in the
sanitizer without rinsing the soap first.
People could get sick. You need
to use bleach on cutting boards. People
could get sick. You should have a more
positive disposition towards the clientele that always blames the dishwasher. People could get sick.
Then there was Johnson. Johnson was super African. Kenyan.
He thought my name was Jolee. I corrected him on it once and then he
kept calling me Jolee so I didn’t say anything again. What did it matter really? Him getting my name right wasn’t going make
me rinse the chip salt out of the bins any faster. Don’t get me wrong. Johnson was easily my best friend at that
place and in the top 10 people I’ve ever known.
He just was in the wrong industry.
He constantly bemoaned the management throwing away any food.
“People are starving in Africa and
here this food is going to waste,” he'd say.
I suppose I should wrap this up by
saying that holding in farts is detrimental to your health. I was always finding creative places to
fart. Dragging garbage to the dumpster, in
the pantry, sometimes at my sinks when I thought no one else was there. Inevitably somebody always shows up to smell
though. The odor of methane and a
million what-ifs.
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