tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post945262821025356842..comments2024-03-24T04:57:52.011-04:00Comments on As I Run and Run, Happiness Comes Closer: My Training for the Next Three WeeksMister Pig Pighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14772475821316196247noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-84924148350668944792010-09-03T13:46:45.797-04:002010-09-03T13:46:45.797-04:001. Come up with a new way to prevent card disadvan...1. Come up with a new way to prevent card disadvantage inherent in creature enchantments.<br /><br />2. Create five cards inspired by Donkey Lips.<br /><br />3. Eat 6 burritos before bed. Wake up and design a Spanish flavored set.<br /><br />4. Design the next blue planeswalker so that it is not overshadowed by Jace the Mindsculpter AND not completely broken.<br /><br />5. Get Joey drunk with Rum and sit him in front of MS Paint for 3 hours. Design cards based on artwork from this session.<br /><br />6. Stand on your head and come up with a way to make banding actually good.<br /><br />7. Create a new "Solemn Simulacrum" based on Randy Buehler's sexy attributes.Wojohoskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00254232726419010279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-55726244450486688302010-09-03T11:34:11.209-04:002010-09-03T11:34:11.209-04:001)Go Super Sayian and fight and beat Freiza thus s...1)Go Super Sayian and fight and beat Freiza thus saving the planet Namek from imminent destruction. Then design a card.<br /><br />2)Design a card that encapsulates the feel of a nuclear apocalypse (ya know the one Barrack Obama is planning). <br /><br />3)Do my laundry, for good luck. <br /><br />4)Design a drawback mechanic based off of the idea of addiction or drunkenness. The card's abilities don't necessarily have to worsen as the creature get more wasted. <br /><br />5)Design some sort fixed card from the power nine (or anything broken from the early days of magic, I'm thinking type 1 shit).<br /><br />6)Design a set that combine homelands and fallen empires, tweaking cards only slightly (reducing manna costs increasing power/toughness etc.) to attempt to make a usable and well balanced modern set.<br /><br />7)If you get the job you need to plead with Mark Rosewater to un-retire Randy. Sing him the moo moo Randy Buehler song if necessary.Universal Unicornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18195814026908713367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-56559451908415594852010-08-31T17:12:36.082-04:002010-08-31T17:12:36.082-04:001. Shotgun 4 Red Bulls and see how many cards you ...1. Shotgun 4 Red Bulls and see how many cards you can come up with before having to pee neon green.<br /><br />2. Design a card while in 0 Gravity. The Vomit Comet will work but you'll get extra points for actually sneaking onto the space shuttle before it launches.<br /><br />3. Have a monkey, cat, or elephant paint you a picture and design your card around it.<br /><br />4. Write down a card design while driving a car. (No cruise control)<br /><br />5. Come up with a card design immediately after waking up.HighwayMelonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02392866100028545505noreply@blogger.com