tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post4075759250218664858..comments2024-03-24T04:57:52.011-04:00Comments on As I Run and Run, Happiness Comes Closer: Dear Billy,Mister Pig Pighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14772475821316196247noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-52409577164788121222009-02-17T23:42:00.000-05:002009-02-17T23:42:00.000-05:00Everyone loves dicks...if you know what I mean. W...Everyone loves dicks...if you know what I mean. Wakka wakka wakka. Thank you! I'll be here all week.Wojohoskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00254232726419010279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-58543984722681838572009-02-14T21:25:00.000-05:002009-02-14T21:25:00.000-05:00Dear Billy,Remember that time at the zoo when we s...Dear Billy,<BR/>Remember that time at the zoo when we saw the pandas making love and later that night we went to a porn shop and bought that journal about geology? Well, I have to admit the sex afterward did have me screaming, but not in that horror movie, damsel-in-distress sort of way. I was screaming because I knew a week later you would not return my calls, because you would never watch the final season of Cheers on DVD with me, cuddled on the couch with my great dane named Boxer. <BR/>I wish you the best of luck in your go-cart racing, maybe your next girlfriend will be able to convince you that a triple axle will do nothing for your torque.<BR/>Tonya<BR/>P.S. I'm starting up the business again.Mister Pig Pighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14772475821316196247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-83641218092577018582009-02-14T13:35:00.000-05:002009-02-14T13:35:00.000-05:00Damn, I was drunk last night.Damn, I was drunk last night.Inspector Gadgethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11331850715624735934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-53386427502691936052009-02-13T23:11:00.000-05:002009-02-13T23:11:00.000-05:00Dear Billy's Ex-Fiancee,I think you have some lear...Dear Billy's Ex-Fiancee,<BR/>I think you have some learning to do. Billy is obviously not into your Axe body spray. 94% of girls like men that smell like ass not Axe. If they bottle ass into a can, then you'd be putting it on like Mad Max and GW searching for oil. More importantly, if you ever expect to make it with a lady then you had better learn to make soem sence for ounce hbecause girlz hate when u dunt muk sence 4 guds sak!!!! Pee Es, paleez stup cullin ma. I half 7 kids und a morgake 4 gud suk!!Inspector Gadgethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11331850715624735934noreply@blogger.com