tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post2232042234416770636..comments2024-03-24T04:57:52.011-04:00Comments on As I Run and Run, Happiness Comes Closer: Join the High Fructose Corn Syrup Revolution!Mister Pig Pighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14772475821316196247noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-38217124658094037212008-11-02T21:23:00.000-05:002008-11-02T21:23:00.000-05:00dude everyone knows the band korn sucks, so like i...dude everyone knows the band korn sucks, so like is any side project they produce going to be any better even if its like popsciles? fing seriously man, they've become sellout slapping their names on bottles of syrup like thatUniversal Unicornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18195814026908713367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-25321586259948419502008-11-02T15:45:00.000-05:002008-11-02T15:45:00.000-05:00Back in Nam we got ambushed by some yellow corn. ...Back in Nam we got ambushed by some yellow corn. You try telling the guys at the Veterans' Home that high fructose corn syrup never hurt anyone.Inspector Gadgethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11331850715624735934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5377171993340886529.post-76601883407622044262008-11-02T15:17:00.000-05:002008-11-02T15:17:00.000-05:00Everybody knows that nothing bad comes from corn. ...Everybody knows that nothing bad comes from corn. I just finished eating 47 popsicles with High Fructose Corn Syrup and after throwing up a couple of times, I feel GREAT! I did get diabetes though, but now it's like all those Wilford Brimley commercials are talking directly to me. Plus, it makes for a great icebreaker at parties. I'm so popular now.Wojohoskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00254232726419010279noreply@blogger.com